I'm not the one with the hot boyfriend that ends up on the front page half the time.
That's an exaggeration.
I could pull out the last three issues if you want?
Completely unnecessary. I have a good enough idea what's been said.
Are you sure? Cos I have them right here.
Burn them.
No way. I plan to show them to my future nieces and nephews.
If you're waiting for me to make you an uncle you could be waiting awhile.
I've got patience. It's all extra time to save up articles and front pages.
You're a terrible brother.
But I'll be an awesome uncle.
I don't know if I'd actually let you near my child. They might come back sarcastic and wanting to be an artist.
Oh please. You're just bitter because they'll love getting covered in paint that you have to clean up.
Too bitter to let you turn my children against me?
Why would I do that?! Jesus, James...Paranoid much??
You will turn them all into arty types just to annoy me.
But that's not turning them against you. That's giving them a rounded life experience.
Right, is that why you do it? Rounded life experience?
I do it because I like doing it. Plus it pisses our father off and I can make stupid rich people pay lots of money for shitty art.
You've chosen a respectable career little brother.
Hey...It's a legitimate strategy. And I have to do something. Might as well be something I don't hate.
As long as you are happy.
And you? I mean you're not really one for weekends away. I'm assuming you're happy...either that or you're planning a murderous coup.
I'm happy with Davin. After everything he's been through I think he needs a break. Here's hoping he doesn't return from said weekend away hating me though.
I don't think that'd happen in a single weekend. It's a cumulative thing.
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26/8/15 14:26 (UTC)I'm not the one with the hot boyfriend that ends up on the front page half the time.
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26/8/15 14:35 (UTC)That's an exaggeration.
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26/8/15 14:36 (UTC)I could pull out the last three issues if you want?
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26/8/15 14:40 (UTC)Completely unnecessary. I have a good enough idea what's been said.
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26/8/15 14:49 (UTC)Are you sure? Cos I have them right here.
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26/8/15 15:40 (UTC)Burn them.
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26/8/15 17:28 (UTC)No way. I plan to show them to my future nieces and nephews.
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26/8/15 17:50 (UTC)If you're waiting for me to make you an uncle you could be waiting awhile.
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26/8/15 18:03 (UTC)I've got patience. It's all extra time to save up articles and front pages.
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26/8/15 18:25 (UTC)You're a terrible brother.
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26/8/15 18:33 (UTC)But I'll be an awesome uncle.
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26/8/15 19:24 (UTC)I don't know if I'd actually let you near my child. They might come back sarcastic and wanting to be an artist.
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26/8/15 19:31 (UTC)Oh please. You're just bitter because they'll love getting covered in paint that you have to clean up.
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27/8/15 14:46 (UTC)Too bitter to let you turn my children against me?
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27/8/15 14:48 (UTC)Why would I do that?! Jesus, James...Paranoid much??
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27/8/15 15:01 (UTC)You will turn them all into arty types just to annoy me.
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27/8/15 15:03 (UTC)But that's not turning them against you. That's giving them a rounded life experience.
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27/8/15 15:06 (UTC)Right, is that why you do it? Rounded life experience?
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27/8/15 15:07 (UTC)I do it because I like doing it. Plus it pisses our father off and I can make stupid rich people pay lots of money for shitty art.
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27/8/15 16:22 (UTC)You've chosen a respectable career little brother.
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27/8/15 19:56 (UTC)Hey...It's a legitimate strategy. And I have to do something. Might as well be something I don't hate.
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27/8/15 20:00 (UTC)As long as you are happy.
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27/8/15 20:03 (UTC)And you? I mean you're not really one for weekends away. I'm assuming you're happy...either that or you're planning a murderous coup.
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27/8/15 20:08 (UTC)I'm happy with Davin. After everything he's been through I think he needs a break. Here's hoping he doesn't return from said weekend away hating me though.
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27/8/15 20:11 (UTC)I don't think that'd happen in a single weekend. It's a cumulative thing.
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