If you move out I have a yacht you can live on. Won't charge much for rent.
Did you forget that I have my own apartment already? And since when do you have a yacht?
Shut up, I need to rent this yacht out.
Sad divorcee gave it to me.
They just gave it to you? Are you sure they won't want it back...cos I don't want to have to bail your ass out of jail. I will, but I'll rub it in for the rest of your natural life.
There were lawyers and everything!
Huh. Who was it?
Will Cabot.
Jesus...he loved that boat. That Flynn woman must have really done a number on him.
He was so sad, Daniel.
But I got a sweet boat for a dollar.
...I literally just spat out the wine I was drinking. A dollar??? Was he drunk?
Yes. But the lawyers okayed it when he was sober.
Wow. So are you living on it?
Sometimes! Boats are fucking expensive.
Well yeah...especially millionaires luxury yachts. Just sell it. Someone will give you money for it.
I will eventually.
You're attached, aren't you?
It's so nice Daniel. So nice.
It's should be. It's literally worth more than everything else you own and it'll cost you half that again to keep it in moorings every year.
It's worth way, way more than half of what I own.
I know. That's why I said it's worth more than everything else you own. Half of your net worth every year is what it'll cost to keep it.
Nope, don't even have enough for that.
But there was a ton of shit inside it I sold to make some cash.
Do you want me to make some calls? I might be able to find a buyer...
Thanks, but not just yet.
Okay. So what are you doing with it in the meantime?
Throw parties and admire it. Maybe pet it.
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25/2/15 20:35 (UTC)If you move out I have a yacht you can live on. Won't charge much for rent.
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25/2/15 20:49 (UTC)Did you forget that I have my own apartment already? And since when do you have a yacht?
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25/2/15 20:53 (UTC)Shut up, I need to rent this yacht out.
Sad divorcee gave it to me.
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25/2/15 21:05 (UTC)They just gave it to you? Are you sure they won't want it back...cos I don't want to have to bail your ass out of jail. I will, but I'll rub it in for the rest of your natural life.
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25/2/15 21:12 (UTC)There were lawyers and everything!
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25/2/15 21:13 (UTC)Huh. Who was it?
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25/2/15 21:17 (UTC)Will Cabot.
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25/2/15 21:27 (UTC)Jesus...he loved that boat. That Flynn woman must have really done a number on him.
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25/2/15 21:30 (UTC)He was so sad, Daniel.
But I got a sweet boat for a dollar.
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25/2/15 21:38 (UTC)...I literally just spat out the wine I was drinking. A dollar??? Was he drunk?
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25/2/15 21:40 (UTC)Yes. But the lawyers okayed it when he was sober.
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25/2/15 21:45 (UTC)Wow. So are you living on it?
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25/2/15 21:48 (UTC)Sometimes! Boats are fucking expensive.
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25/2/15 21:52 (UTC)Well yeah...especially millionaires luxury yachts. Just sell it. Someone will give you money for it.
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25/2/15 21:52 (UTC)I will eventually.
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25/2/15 21:53 (UTC)You're attached, aren't you?
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25/2/15 21:57 (UTC)It's so nice Daniel. So nice.
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25/2/15 22:08 (UTC)It's should be. It's literally worth more than everything else you own and it'll cost you half that again to keep it in moorings every year.
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25/2/15 22:10 (UTC)It's worth way, way more than half of what I own.
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25/2/15 22:15 (UTC)I know. That's why I said it's worth more than everything else you own. Half of your net worth every year is what it'll cost to keep it.
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25/2/15 22:19 (UTC)Nope, don't even have enough for that.
But there was a ton of shit inside it I sold to make some cash.
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25/2/15 22:23 (UTC)Do you want me to make some calls? I might be able to find a buyer...
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25/2/15 22:30 (UTC)Thanks, but not just yet.
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25/2/15 22:39 (UTC)Okay. So what are you doing with it in the meantime?
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25/2/15 22:47 (UTC)Throw parties and admire it. Maybe pet it.
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