Voice Mail

[under_the_radar]

This is Daniel. You know the drill. I'll get back to you later.

Comments

[weatherornot]

If you move out I have a yacht you can live on. Won't charge much for rent.

[under_the_radar]

Did you forget that I have my own apartment already? And since when do you have a yacht?

[weatherornot]

Shut up, I need to rent this yacht out.

Sad divorcee gave it to me.

[under_the_radar]

They just gave it to you? Are you sure they won't want it back...cos I don't want to have to bail your ass out of jail. I will, but I'll rub it in for the rest of your natural life.

[weatherornot]

There were lawyers and everything!

[under_the_radar]

Huh. Who was it?

[weatherornot]

Will Cabot.

[under_the_radar]

Jesus...he loved that boat. That Flynn woman must have really done a number on him.

[weatherornot]

He was so sad, Daniel.

But I got a sweet boat for a dollar.

[under_the_radar]

...I literally just spat out the wine I was drinking. A dollar??? Was he drunk?

[weatherornot]

Yes. But the lawyers okayed it when he was sober.

[under_the_radar]

Wow. So are you living on it?

[weatherornot]

Sometimes! Boats are fucking expensive.

[under_the_radar]

Well yeah...especially millionaires luxury yachts. Just sell it. Someone will give you money for it.

[weatherornot]

I will eventually.

[under_the_radar]

You're attached, aren't you?

[weatherornot]

It's so nice Daniel. So nice.

[under_the_radar]

It's should be. It's literally worth more than everything else you own and it'll cost you half that again to keep it in moorings every year.

[weatherornot]

It's worth way, way more than half of what I own.

[under_the_radar]

I know. That's why I said it's worth more than everything else you own. Half of your net worth every year is what it'll cost to keep it.

[weatherornot]

Nope, don't even have enough for that.

But there was a ton of shit inside it I sold to make some cash.

[under_the_radar]

Do you want me to make some calls? I might be able to find a buyer...

[weatherornot]

Thanks, but not just yet.

[under_the_radar]

Okay. So what are you doing with it in the meantime?

[weatherornot]

Throw parties and admire it. Maybe pet it.