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[under_the_radar]

This is Daniel. You know the drill. I'll get back to you later.

Comments

[weatherornot]

I've gone on maybe 5 dates in my life.

[under_the_radar]

I can't decide if that's really fortunate for you or not... I mean it's not like you need dates to get what you want but there's something nice about them.

[weatherornot]

You could have asked me on a date you know.

[under_the_radar]

You wouldn't have gone on a date with me.

[weatherornot]

Sure I would have.

[under_the_radar]

That would have been interesting. But you wanted me for one thing, and it wasn't my wit or money, lets be honest.

[weatherornot]

Wow.

[under_the_radar]

You don't think that's true? You actively said to me the last time that what you wanted was my dick!

[weatherornot]

Yeah, at that moment. I do have actual conversations with you too.

[under_the_radar]

And historically they've been about my dick. I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I like your frankness!

[weatherornot]

Quite frankly, I like you for you. And your dick.

[under_the_radar]

Okay...i'm being a dick. I'm sorry. I've been too busy lately and I'm a horrible friend.

[weatherornot]

See, this is why I adore you. You're grumpy but not a complete asshole. Why so busy?

[under_the_radar]

Dealing with a complete asshole. My Father disapproves of my choice of women to fall in love with.

[weatherornot]

Fuck that.

[under_the_radar]

Pretty much my sentiments. But I still have to deal with him.

[weatherornot]

If you move out I have a yacht you can live on. Won't charge much for rent.

[under_the_radar]

Did you forget that I have my own apartment already? And since when do you have a yacht?

[weatherornot]

Shut up, I need to rent this yacht out.

Sad divorcee gave it to me.

[under_the_radar]

They just gave it to you? Are you sure they won't want it back...cos I don't want to have to bail your ass out of jail. I will, but I'll rub it in for the rest of your natural life.

[weatherornot]

There were lawyers and everything!

[under_the_radar]

Huh. Who was it?

[weatherornot]

Will Cabot.

[under_the_radar]

Jesus...he loved that boat. That Flynn woman must have really done a number on him.

[weatherornot]

He was so sad, Daniel.

But I got a sweet boat for a dollar.